On the first day of school, I was kind of excited to see my friends, but after an hour or two it got really really BORING. It was horrible, but then we did dodgeball in PE and it was okay. I got really sad when we got our first homework because I had gotten used to not having it over the summer. The teachers sang a song that was good and kinda funny. It was a remix of a song by the Monkees. My first day was nothing like Junior’s though. I did not throw books at teachers. And, unlike him, I also didn’t get suspended on my first day. If I had done that, my parents would’ve been really angry and it wouldn’t have been any fun at home. But thankfully I have excellent* impulse control.